Good Morning you monkeys,

 

I do hope the hot day finds ya good and not too toasted.  Although if you are reading my blogs odds are your a little toasted already.  LOL!

 

So, it's been a while since I wrote.  I have had several things that have become burrs under my saddle.  So instead of focusing on one thing I am just gonna do a scatter shot and let's see what we hit.  Dang I do love shooting...at things....okay...ya can't prove that other anyway.  LOL!

 

First of all let me tell ya.  I was going into a local antique mall here in the Springs.  Now I understand....lots of things can be sold at antique malls.  Even clothing....what I DON'T want to see is a woman past my age (and that's saying a lot) wearing something that I wore back when I was 13.  As we pull up and start to go in..out comes this woman with a tied up tshirt with hip huggers.  And all in white.  NOW, you may be thinking, okay Vicki but, what's so bad about that.  Well darlins...she could have had on a anything and they would have been hip huggers cause dang.  Her hips were like mine the size of Montana!!!  Plus inbetween the white tshirt and white pants was a jelly roll that would have fed Zimbabwe? (what's with all the country and town references?  I have no idea) 

 

I did NOT say muffin top.  I said JELLY ROLL!  It was scary.  I saw a small child run and hide behind a car.  What the poo?  LADY listen up, I know that somewhere...somewhere in your house there is a mirror and if not a full length one well...there had to be the sensation of Agghhhh!  When you bent over to put your shoes on.  That act had to be a clue that you should not have been wearin that outfit.  After all...really....what did that pair of pants ever do to you?  Or what did I ever do to you for that matter?  Or the frightened little child that ran when he saw you? 

 

Come on!  Can we have a little fashion responsibility here?  Just cause you can wedge yo butt into it doesn't mean you should walk out of the house in it.  Keep that in mind.  And lady...if you are reading this and I offend you...trust me...it cannot be worse than what I experienced seeing you in it.  Dang!  And also...if a friend of yours actually TOLD you that looked good....they lied!  That is no friend. So retire the outfit...in fact burn it.  It should not live.  I think of it like something evil.  Whewww.  Now I need a tshirt....one that reads.....

 

I SURVIVED THE WHITE TIE SHIRT AND JELLYROLL PANTS SUIT OF 2010!

 

That'll do pig...that'll do.  (no I am not calling the woman a pig...just like the line...let it go people)

 

And another thing.......

 

This is on a more personal basis.  But, it has definitely been a burr...or well....just a pain in the patootierootie. 

 

I have a person that is sending messages to me that they "think" I am talking about them. 

 

Seriously? 

 

If I were talking about you...YOU would know it.   This person "thinks" that everything negative I say is "about" them.  Oh good grief.  Get real.  As if given the short amount of time I have in my days that YOU would be my priority and what I would talk about?  NOTHING could be farther from the truth.  I have my opinions.  If you want to know what I think about you there is the simple task of just asking. 

 

OH MY GOSH!  Yes...what a revelation!  Ask?  What?  YES!  This person thinks things I wrote 4 years ago are suddenly about them.  Get a grip.  and above all GET A LIFE>  preferrably one that everyone doesn't have to hear about.  One that isn't filled with drama and poor me pages.  For ONCE in your life...get this through your head..IT ISN'T ALL ABOUT YOU!!!!  Try this for one day.  Try not to make a situation about you.  DO NOT utter I want...I need....but I....me..me..me.. DON'T!!!  I along with others are tired. Tired of your incessant whines and whimpers.  Tired of your drama and honey remember I ain't yo mama.   Now...If you WANT to know what I think ask me...but darlin you better be prepared to listen to what I have to say...this was just an inkling and by the way...I WILL NOT be listening to you if that meeting happens.  Just a little FYI for ya hon.

 

Let's see what's next?  I guess that will do for now.

 

I am sure I will be getting a lot of feedback from those that I offend.  Personally I really don't care if I offend people.  I figure if you act like a horses butt then be prepared to be pointed at. 

 

Gotta go.  Gotta run.  Got company in town and we're going to hit downtown in this freakin heat..oh joy and happiness. hahaha. 

 

 

The Original Rude Cranky Hag

 

Vicki Parker