Here is some funnin for ya. All about couples. Betcha some of ya realize it could be you.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As the passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "relatives of yours?"
To which the wife replied "Yes! In laws!"
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me.
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you."
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "you should do it because you get up first and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "you are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job and I can just wait for my coffee."
The wife replied and said, "No, you should do it. It is in the Bible that the man should brew the coffee."
The man said, "I can't believe that! SHOW ME!"
The wife fetched the bible and opened it to the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages where it said...
